Why Do Sunglasses Cost $400?

Stopped by the sunglasses hut” at the mall to see if I could find something to help driving during the winter. The glare from snow and wet roads hurts my eyes, so I thought a pair of decent sunglasses might help. Well, all these designer brands are nice and all, but holy crap, what makes them worth $400 and more? This is bull shit. They are just accessories. Nobody NEEDS sunglasses that costs $400.

Anybody know where I can get a good pair of Foster Grants for under twenty bucks? That’s all I need – I am not trying to impress anyone with my fashion sense when I’m driving to work or driving home after work. Damn!